Wondering who all those new faces are around the cabinet? So is the Daily Star, which has solved the problem of anonymity by presenting its own team of celebrities to run the country, including Emmerdale's Roxanne Pallett as climate change minster - "sexy enough to get any man hot under the collar"; Jeremy Clarkson as transport minister; Davina McCall as leader of the house - "she keeps the Big Brother house in order'; Gene Hunt as Justice minister and Charlotte Church as Welsh secretary. "At least the PM has hired The Apprentice's Sir Alan Sugar - that's someone we know about," the paper says.
