• Helmets are for tools of the state! (Ron Paul puts his tiny noggin at risk on a bike ride.)
• Remember how Rick Perry said his ideal candidate (that isn't him) would be a Cain/Gingrich "blend"? And Romney said he wouldn't be able get that image out of his head? For Mitt: how to get the taste of vomit out of your mouth.
• "I now pronounce you Marine and Marine." Military chaplains to perform same-sex unions.
• Reporter finds Twitter does not replace reporting. I feel like I read about that somewhere.
