• Petulant Floridians join irritated New Hampshire residents in thinking Michele Bachmann should pay more attention to them, because she needs them to win the nomination. They are totally going to not sit next to her at lunch.
• Congressional members can't stop poking each other.
• Here is a picture of a Chia Pet in the likeness of Rick Perry.
• Rick Santorum recently compared Fox News' obsessive Perry coverage to "a dog following the squirrel" (the guy has a dog thing), leaving out the lucrative role he's played as a part of Fox's kennel.
• Dunkin Donuts survey suggests correlation between coffee consumption and sitting in front of a computer monitor. I assume the scientists on this list are working on an IV.
• "Nothing good comes from hitting 'Reply All'", and other words of wisdom.
