The Wake n' Bacon alarm clock will gently waft you to wakefulness with the wonderful aroma of bacon under the grillPhotograph: Matty SallinAfter breakfast, there's bacon toothpaste - because why should there be a moment in the day when a person is deprived of the taste of bacon? Photograph: coolmaterial.com... and what use would bacon-flavoured dental floss be without complementary flavours? Photograph: baconfreak.com
Hand-painted streaky nails: an artistic tribute to bacon-nailia and a great way to accessorise boring everyday meat couturePhotograph: www.TheDailyNailBlog.comThe ties that rindPhotograph: AmazonBacon sweets - more hambug than humbugPhotograph: gadgetsandgear.comFill your living space with the smell of bacon in between mealsPhotograph: EtsyBaconnaise, because like it says on the label, 'everything should taste like bacon' Photograph: AmazonIf after years of gorging on bacon you're still not sufficiently buoyant, why not take an inflatable meatloaf to the beach or pool?Photograph: baconfreak.comAnd finally, as testament to a love that will never die, a poem outside Hawksmoor restaurant in Seven Dials, LondonPhotograph: Hawksmoor
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