RIP to the Cheez-It Bowl and its Cheez-It rooms and its Cheez-It bath, which we love so much.
The bowl game between an ACC team and a Big 12 squad will still be around. But the name sponsor now belongs to … Pop-Tarts! The Pop-Tarts Bowl! Rolls right off the tongue like a Smores-filled pastry (best flavor, don’t @ me)!
So of course the first thing every college football fan thought of was: Let’s see a coach get a celebratory bucket of Pop-Tarts dumped on their head.
I have another idea: Fill a Gatorade cooler with the innards of a Pop-Tart and dump THAT on a coach’s head.
Anyway, here are fans excited for a Pop-Tart bath:
Getting a cooler full of pop tarts dumped on your head sounds painful https://t.co/E81fBBxERa
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) May 31, 2023
I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE FIRST POPTART BATH https://t.co/mjsPU9EXdS
— Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) May 31, 2023
Welcome, here's your bevel. Now, where do we start voting for what kind of Pop Tart will get dumped on the winning coach's head? pic.twitter.com/iE0jgpMxwQ
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) May 31, 2023
The only question now:
Will the winning coach get a cooler of unwrapped pop tarts dumped on his head
or will they still be in the foil? https://t.co/5p3ZIQA4iU
— Wes Blankenship (@Wes_nship) May 31, 2023
The winning team gets to bathe its coach in pop tarts. https://t.co/A4SEo4o8xP
— Ross Dellenger (@RossDellenger) May 31, 2023
If there isn’t a pop tarts bucket dump on the winning coach, what are we doing here https://t.co/Ct78KSYiZd
— Nick Juskewycz (Sked) (@NickJuskewycz) May 31, 2023
dump a bowl of pop tarts on the winning coach or you are a coward https://t.co/Ieu12H1JoP
— Alex Gomez (@_Alex_Gomez__) May 31, 2023
Is the winning coach getting doused with a bucket full of pop tarts?
**Or, should the players of the winning team get to throw the pop charts like ninja stars at their coach?**
A question to ponder. https://t.co/KuccWKmv1p
— Lance McCurley (@lancemccurley) May 31, 2023
