The Champions League final

"A Boddingtons spokesman said they were proud to sponsor such a team of bottlers," guffaws John Paul Barry Photograph: n/a

Brendan Ashbrook may or may not be Keyser Söze. "The greatest trick the (Red) Devils ever played was convincing the world their defence existed" Photograph: n/a

More film poster fun with Ambrose Heron. "Director Ken Loach has made some last minute changes to his new film," he sniggers Photograph: n/a

"It's Ronald'oh," honks Colin Hammond Photograph: n/a

Yes, it's childish, and no, it's not a great work of Photoshopping genius. But Thomas Nycz-Losi's entry still made us smirk Photograph: n/a

"He was Rio's worst nightmare: a striker who plays in the hole all night, then pops up in the box to score," chortles Martin Nicholson Photograph: n/a

This is another fine Messi United have got themselves into, according to John Paul Barry Photograph: n/a

Either Simon Coker can't spell, or he's implying that Jamie Redknapp can't Photograph: n/a

"Hours later, Ryan Giggs suddenly remembered exactly what he meant to do today," parps Richard Goleszowski Photograph: n/a

"This will never work," protests Thierry Henry in Thomas Nycz-Losi's second entry. "Just shut up and smuggle me to Spain before Fergie sees me," replies Manchester's favourite Portugueezer Photograph: n/a

"90 minutes of classic British comedy (defending) set in Rome," explains Martin Myers Photograph: n/a

David Smith reckons Ronaldo is no longer the best pound-for-pound footballer out there Photograph: n/a

"United's players really didn't show up for the final, did they," muses Nick Pettigrew Photograph: n/a

We're not sure quite how Rafael Benítez crept into Stephen Garman's entry Photograph: n/a

We think Brian Corcoran's trying to make an 'Et tu Brute' gag ... Photograph: n/a