The Bloke Who Started The Scomo Engadine Macca’s Myth Has Finally Spilled His Guts On The Truth

It’s a question Aussies have been asking themselves for a multitude of years now: Did former Prime Minister Scott Morrison violently shit himself in the carpark of Engadine Macca’s after the Cronulla Sharks lost the Super League Grand Final in 1997? Finally, the man who started the rumour has cleared the air. The great Aussie myth that ScoMo dampened his dacks with god-fearing power and menace after seeing his favourite footy team lose a match has truly inspired generations of young Australians. Hell, it’s even become a key part of Engadine history, with a plaque erected at the Macca’s to commemorate Morrison darkening his downstairs. Browning his basement. Soiling his suit pants. Smearing a hot fudge sundae all over his drive-thru.

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Scott Morrison shat himself at Engadine McDonalds after the Sharks lost the GF in '97.

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The rumour was started by Sydney-based hip-hop artist Joyride (), who tweeted the biblical revelations in August of 2018. It was then reported on by , who first broke the news about this wild, wild political shitstorm. “Pretty bad I heard,” Dix wrote in a follow-up tweet. “My mate was working there at the time.” Tweet turned to myth, myth turned to legend and legend turned into into the matter. This was Australia’s Mystery of the Resurrection. Religions were formed. People (especially Pedestrians) risked their for the truth. Unfortunately, in the year of our lord 2023, the time has come for the rumour to be put to rest. In an interview with the , Dix finally admitted to making the entire thing up. I mean, it’s not shocking to find out that Morrison did in fact roleplay as Augustus Gloop and go swimming in a river of chocolate. It’s just disheartening that the truth had to come to us so swiftly, putting an end to the slight possibility that this urban legend could possibly, maybe be true. “The intention was never for it to be a rumour, it was just shitposting,” said Dix. “The whole thing was just like, yeah, he’s such a Sharks fan that he went to the Super League Final where they played the Broncos and lost, and he got so blind that he shat himself at a Macca’s.” Morrison himself has in an interview with every Prime Minister’s favourite man, . However, he didn’t provide any actual evidence to prove his case, so until then I will continue to just believe that it happened.