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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Paul MacInnes

The Big Question: The Horrors (and assorted former Test Icicles)

Us:What time did you start drinking today?
Dev (ex Test Icicle, second from right): 9 o'clock this morning.
Unnamed man (third from left with monkish fringe): At 1 o'clock this morning.
Unnamed man (second from left and thought to be ex Test Icicle): I find that question insulting.
Faris Rotter: Why are you asking this?
Us: No reason...

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