Remember the days when you'd wake up and think "if only I could have an effigy on my toast this morning"? No, we can't either Photograph: PR
Brilliant news for oranges, apricots and apples: if you hang your bananas up it stops the rest of your fruit bowl going mouldy Photograph: PR
Perfect for grating all those small yet essential ingredients: lemon zest, nutmeg and chocolate Photograph: PR
Frankly we prefer the traditional method of using a fingernail Photograph: CHS Creative/PR
Everybody needs a blender. For all those healty smoothies and warming winter soups we're always told to fill up on Photograph: PR
Not sure why this is called the pizza boss. Becasue your pizza's gonna get sliced and there's no use arguing? Photograph: iwantoneofthose.com/PR
An essential item for those people who want to keep their fingers free of garlic pong. And the pressing motion is strangely cathartic Photograph: PR
Wins the award for most pointless kitchen item ever. The idea is that you keep the plug with you so no one can steal your mug. We say the word mug does not refer to the item, but rather to the person buying it Photograph: Tim Booth/PR
We're not entirely sure what this is but apparently it does everything an oven does, but using less electricity Photograph: PR
Removes the stalk from your strawberry so you don't get sticky hands or strawberry-encrusted nails. Much more useful than you'd think Photograph: PR
Drowsy driving is dangerous. Plunging your cafetière coffee while driving however is a fantastic idea Photograph: PR
Peels everything. No honestly everything! Much much better than a knife Photograph: PR
For those with a serious pineapple addiction. I'm sure there's loads of you out there ... not Photograph: Tim Booth/PR
