The prime minister, Gordon Brown, tries out for the Downing Street Athletics E-Team (Heavyweight Division)Photograph: Steve Back /Steve BackDavid Beckham contemplates whether to watch Rebecca Loos on Celebrity Love Island when he gets homePhotograph: Ryan Pierse/Getty ImagesRonnie O'Sullivan prepares to bite his tongue, for the first time in his lifePhotograph: Christopher Lee/Getty Images
Maria Sharapova gets 98.97% of lonely perverts in the French Open excited Photograph: Laurent Baheux/APCuba's Dayron Robles looks more knackered than a man who's only had to run 110m and jump over a few hurdles should doPhotograph: Lehtikuva OY / Rex Features/Lehtikuva OY / Rex FeaturesKelly Holmes manages to win the Great North Run in 2004 and pull a comedy face in the processPhotograph: Getty Images/Getty ImagesGreg Rusedski, the master of the tongue poke, in actionPhotograph: Richard Sellers/Sportsphoto/Sportsphoto Ltd.
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