The 9 best 2019 fantasy hockey team names (that we could print)

It crept up on you, didn’t it? Hockey is almost here!

The puck is about to drop on the 2019-20 NHL season next week, and if you’re like me, you’re doing all the research in the coming days ahead of your fantasy hockey draft.

That includes finding the perfect name for your squad (you may be familiar with this conceit from fantasy football!), and as we’ve done in the past couple of years, we’re giving you the best, punniest monikers based on player names (that we can print).

So here you go. May these names bring you luck this season!

1. The KerFoot Fist Way

I have chosen one of my fantasy hockey team names.
No one will understand this reference. pic.twitter.com/8ISnLoQeNl

— Kevin Kania (@kkania) September 15, 2019

Alexander Kerfoot fans, this one is for you.

2. Skjei It Ain’t So

Fantasy hockey is back & so are my terrible team names. This year I bring you…
Skjei It Ain't So 😎 #PCWB pic.twitter.com/VnseIbchsl

— Britt Rivera 🔜 #NYCC19 🆒🙃 (@kindamoviesnob) August 20, 2019

3. Antti-Matter

4. Weekend at Bernier’s

Glass of Marleau, Weekend at Bernier's

— Scott Adamson (@ScottA610) September 23, 2019

5. Panarin Bread

I went with Panarin Bread ahaha

— Samantha Fortomaris (@sfortomaris) September 24, 2019

I know, we’ve seen Artemi Panarin team names for years. But it’s classic.

6. Crosby Staals and Nash

For the classic rock fan.

7. Waiting for Gadreau

For the theater fan.

8. Eichel Scott Paper Company

9. Burns Notice

(Thanks to all the sites we linked to!)