With Christmas fast-approaching, thortful.com reveals the worst Christmas Cracker jokes – as voted for by the nation.
thortful tasked the UK to submit their Christmas Cracker jokes and vote for the joke they believe to be the worst.
Having analysed the entries and votes, thortful can reveal that the corniest dad pun of all, as voted for by the nation, is (queue the cringe) … “What do you get if you lie under a cow? A pat on the head”
The top ten cracker jokes are:
1. What do you get if you lie under a cow? A pat on the head
2. Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem? It takes a miracle to find three wise men there.
3. Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? They were two deer
4. What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we'll go places
5. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? Because they always drop their needles
6. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsillitis
7. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve.
8. What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf? You are so last season
9. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper
10. What is the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you can't beat it!
Jokes that didn’t make the top ten include “What carol do they sing in the desert? O Camel Ye Faithful”, “How do you know if a snowman is actually a lady? It has snowballs (no balls),” and “How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited? He keeps a logbook.”
It comes as Thortful releases its own range of comedy Christmas cards.
To see the full index, go to: https://www.thortful.com/christmas-cracker-jokes
