The 10 funniest jokes from the Edinburgh fringe 2013 - in punchlines and pictures
Rob Auton, voted overall winner: "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." Photograph: Martina Salvi/PANo 2, Alex Horne: "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying." Photograph: PRNo 3, Alfie Moore: "I'm in a same-sex marriage ... the sex is always the same." Photograph: Martin Godwin for the Guardian
No 4, Tim Vine: "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'." Photograph: Sarah Lee for the GuardianNo 5, Gary Delaney: "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell." Photograph: Murdo Macleod for the GuardianNo 6, Phil Wang: "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men." Photograph: PRNo 7, Marcus Brigstocke: "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost." Photograph: Ben Wyeth/REXNo 8, Liam Williams: "The universe implodes. No matter." Photograph: PRNo 9, Bobby Mair: "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance."Photograph: PRNo 10, Chris Coltrane: "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately." Photograph: Travis Hodges
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