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The Guardian - UK
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The 10 funniest jokes from the Edinburgh fringe 2013 - in punchlines and pictures

Top one liners: Rob Auton, the winner of Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe award
Rob Auton, voted overall winner: "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." Photograph: Martina Salvi/PA
Top one liners: Alex Horne
No 2, Alex Horne: "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying." Photograph: PR
Top one liners: Alfie Moore
No 3, Alfie Moore: "I'm in a same-sex marriage ... the sex is always the same." Photograph: Martin Godwin for the Guardian
Top one liners: Tim Vine
No 4, Tim Vine: "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'." Photograph: Sarah Lee for the Guardian
Top one liners: Gary Delaney
No 5, Gary Delaney: "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell." Photograph: Murdo Macleod for the Guardian
Top one liners: Phil Wang
No 6, Phil Wang: "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men." Photograph: PR
Top one liners: Marcus Brigstocke
No 7, Marcus Brigstocke: "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost." Photograph: Ben Wyeth/REX
Top one liners: Liam Williams
No 8, Liam Williams: "The universe implodes. No matter." Photograph: PR
Top one liners: Bobby Mair
No 9, Bobby Mair: "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance." Photograph: PR
Top one liners: Chris Coltrane
No 10, Chris Coltrane: "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately." Photograph: Travis Hodges
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