
Spring (training) is in the air. The Major League Baseball season is coming up fast. And that means fantasy baseball season is about to kick into full gear.
Before you start your prep work with sleepers, busts, rankings and such — fun fact, we’ll deliver some of that stuff soon on this website, I promise — there’s the most important step first: You need to name your team.
That’s what this annual list is here for. As we’ve done in years past, we have a list of the punny, fun names you could use for our team — the ones that we could print — which we rounded up from around the web (with links to sites where we got them).
Away we go:
1
Don't Rain on My Paredes
Don’t Rain on my Paredes is my new fantasy baseball team name.
— the magnificent Kevin (@Kevin_Seamus) February 28, 2023
If you’re a Rays fan or a musicals fan.
2
The Arson Judges
There are going to be a lot of these teams after last offseason’s all-timer of a typo about Arson … er, Aaron Judge.
Getting excited for the return of baseball and fantasy baseball!
Just updated my team name for the season pic.twitter.com/BNHdyO3quV— Mitch Vareldzis (@SwingAndAMitch) February 24, 2023
3
WachaVision
You can also use WanderVision, which we featured last year. But I like this version too.
4
Lean Witt it, Rock Witt it
For fans of the Royals stud or Dem Franchize Boyz.
5
Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dansby
6
Sean Murphy's Law
My fantasy baseball team name is Sean Murphy’s Law
— Dylan Slemp (@D_Slemp) February 28, 2023
7
No Shift Sherlock
My fantasy baseball team name I made up this season “No Shift Sherlock.” Honestly I’m proud of it 😂
— Dionicio Ortiz (@Djortiz6) March 2, 2023
A timely one with the new rules for 2023.
8
Brandon Marshtomp
New season, new fantasy baseball team name pic.twitter.com/pYRQps9xo4
— Stephen (@TangoGolfKilo) March 1, 2023
For the Pokemon fans out there.
9
Only the Good Cy Young
As a Billy Joel fan, this one’s perfect.
10
Houck of Gucci
This one made me giggle.