That'll play havoc with your handicap, Chris

Are you a dream analyst? Or do you own one of those big books - don't worry, we won't tell anyone - called "What dreams mean", or something like that? Monkey only asks because Chris Evans has been having "mad dreams again", and we're keen on helping him out. "Last night I dreamt I was playing golf with Tiger Woods and John Daly. We were all square going on to the 18th – Tiger hadn't said a word to either of us whereas John could not have been nicer," writes the BBC Radio 2 DJ on his blog. "The two of them had teed off and now it was my turn - all I had to do was get it on the fairway, something I had been doing for the whole of the rest of the round but every time I stepped up to take my shot – my head fell off. As this kept happening John was finding it harder and harder to hold in the laughter, whereas Tiger was becoming increasingly impatient. I decided to try one more time but once again as I addressed the ball ... for no reason at all my head fell off. Even John had had enough by now and called Tiger to play on without me. All I remember is the crowd all walking by my head and my two golfing heroes striding off to complete the round without me. I looked to my body for some support but it just held its hands out as if to ask what the hell was I playing at - then I woke up. Who needs sleep like that?" Hmm. So his teeth didn't fall out and at no point was he not wearing any trousers. Nope, Monkey's stumped. TFI was only a bad dream as well, right?