The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues. —from Moving Pictures
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. —from Hogfather
I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel. —from the Guardian Book Club
It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it. —from the foreword to The Ultimate Encyclopedia of Fantasy, by David Pringle
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can.
The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they’ve found it. – from Monstrous Regiment
It’s still magic even if you know how it’s done. – from A Hat Full of Sky
There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.
The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story. – from The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to. - from Snuff
I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible.
So much universe, and so little time.
