Telegraph style to get Weller soon

Simon Heffer to the rescue! After the Daily Telegraph shamed itself recently by referring to the Queen as HRH and not HM, (see below), editor-in-chief Will Lewis has tapped up the Heff to sort things out and appointed him what Telegraph wags are already dubbing "style counsellor". Heffer will address all editorial staff at 11.30am on Wednesday and will concentrate on matters of how to style and forms of address. "Attendance is mandatory" the email warns. Sounds a better idea than relying on Wikipedia, which was Telegraph head of news Chris Evans' helpful suggestion. Is the Heff gonna Shout to the Top? Just watch out for his Ever Changing Moods.