There's no scorn quite like the scorn of an angry bettor.
Let's go back to, as Katy Perry would sing it, last Friday night.
Illinois was dropping jaws around America. The Illini led Penn State 24-21 with 10 minutes left in the third quarter. The Illini were getting 28{ points, giving their financial supporters nearly a five-touchdown lead.
Clay Travis, he of the 600,000 followers and "blood bank" guarantees, tweeted: "No one circles the wagons like Lovie Smith."
And then: "Update: The wagons are still circled, but they are now on fire."
And finally: "I demand an investigation into this game ... How is this even possible?"
Penn State scored the final 42 points, saddling Travis with a financial hit and me with a .500 record for the week.
Picks are against the spread (from VegasInsider.com consensus at noon Thursday):