Tatler readers are in for a treat – a free cover mount to mark the Queen’s 90th birthday, a special party blower! “Happy birthday ma’am!” says the Condé Nast magazine’s front page, under a portrait of a youthful HM with the blower positioned tactfully in front of the royal cakehole. No word yet on whether the Tatler branded blower – eschewing the red, white and blue for a red and yellow livery – plays the national anthem. “16 things to do when you can’t sleep,” is another feature in the May issue, on sale on 4 April, which also includes a free royal magazine. Play a tune on your party blower, of course!