T-shirts designed for the nasty party

LGBT Labour participants with Never Kissed a Tory T-shirts in the London Gay Pride Parade 2011. David Lang suggests more policy-based designs. Photograph: Paul Brown/Alamy

I agree, plain nastiness on T-shirts is not good (Letters, 5 April). My own range will contain more policy-based slogans. Early plans include “Won’t Tax: Can’t Spend” and “Totalitoryism will be our Ruin”. Any offers?
David Lang
Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire

• After Stuart Heritage’s Are you more cockney than Zac Goldsmith? (G2, 7 April), I do hope Helen Pidd gets equal space for her How non-Londoncentric are you? quiz. I’m happy to supply questions about the north of England and, God forbid, Scotland.
John Bromhall
Edinburgh

• So Trump is the way he is because he is sleep deprived (Shortcuts, G2, 7 April). Does this go for all his supporters too?
Margaret Squires (9 hours every night)
St Andrews, Fife

• Heaven help the new boss at Marks & Spencer (Report, 4 April). I am 75 and their clothes are too “old” for me.
Kay Ara
Trinity, Jersey

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