Ah, the obligatory girl on shoulders going 'YEAH!' while holding a cheeky sign. Less likely is that this occurred during James Morrison's set Photograph: Danny Lawson/PAWe like Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but it would be nice if Karen O made an effort now and thenPhotograph: Brian Sweeney/Getty ImagesBy 2013, there will officially be more flags at UK festivals than people. Twenty-nine per cent of them will say I Love Sausage, while the rest will comprise of national flags from countries that festival-goers have never actually been toPhotograph: Brian Sweeney/Getty Images
Pete Doherty performs on Sunday while a dancer wears what looks like ... could it be? Yes, it's a flag!Photograph: David Cheskin/PANick Cave and the Bad Seeds respond to the I Love Sausage flagPhotograph: Brian Sweeney/Getty ImagesNeil Tennant of Pet Shop Boys. With a box on his head. At least we think it's him. That jacket has Brandon Flowers written all over it, and those hands clearly belong to Lady Gaga. So who is it really?Photograph: Brian Sweeney/Getty ImagesLily Allen apparently offered the crowd sex tips, telling men to 'think outside the box ... literally'. Was she talking about Pet Shop Boys' Neil Tennant?Photograph: David Cheskin/PALady Gaga realises that crowd surfing in that outfit will leave you open to all kinds of unwanted sausages, so she does it onstage instead. Nice hands, thoughPhotograph: Danny Lawson/PATerry Hall of the Specials looking more like he's on a soapbox than a stagePhotograph: David Cheskin/PALet's imagine how this conversation went. Katy Perry: 'So what is Scotland?' Perry's people: 'It's this part of England where they talk different and everyone is either called MacDonald or Campbell, and they wear funny patterns called tartan.' Katy Perry: 'Sounds hot, do they have really stupid hats in tartan, too?'Photograph: David Cheskin/PARegina Spektor hires a halo to give her that angelic glow wherever she goesPhotograph: Brian Sweeney/Getty ImagesDamon Albarn of Blur wearing what looks suspiciously like the same gold jewellery and Fred Perry top he chose for the band's Glastonbury performance. Doesn't he know that any self-respecting geezer has a new shirt for every occasion? And yes, we're going to let that gold tooth pass without mentionPhotograph: David Cheskin/PAWAYHAAAAAAY!! Unbelievably, this crowd reaction is for James Morrison. You should see what they're like when Paolo Nutini plays Photograph: Danny Lawson/PA
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