Sven-Goran Eriksson

'Laying waste to English football, the four Norsemen of the apocalypse,' booms Rob Moline. 'Carrying the sword is Oyvind Leonhardsen, whose goal for Norway rocked England's USA '94 hopes, carrying the bow is Chelsea's favourite referee, Tom Henning Ovrebo, and Death, or that weird orange glow, is Anders Frisk' Photograph: n/a

'There was obviously a mistake with the prescription on Sven's new glasses, as this was the club he thought he was joining,' chortles Paul Brookes Photograph: n/a

'Sven flu spreads from Mexico to Nottingham, affecting any female it comes into contact with.' Paul Berry, we salute you Photograph: n/a

'Sven returned to his old club for an idea on how to introduce himself to the city of Nottingham,' chirrups Neil Pollock Photograph: n/a

'What, for you, will be the highlight of your gig in No-Town, Sven,' asks the Munto Finance representative in Rob Moline's effort. 'Sheikh, your booty' Photograph: n/a

Tom Topoll is imploring Nottingham to 'stay classy' Photograph: n/a

'Sven proves that it is true,' claims Drew Wright. 'There are three women to every man in Nottingham' Photograph: n/a

It is incumbent upon us to inform you that Carl Workman has been linked with a takeover of Newcastle Photograph: n/a

'How long will Sven be at Notts County before he walks away with another wheelbarrow full of cash,' muses Adam Williams Photograph: n/a

Thomas Nycz-Losi believes money wasn't Sven's only motivation Photograph: n/a

'After joining Notts County, Sven realised he had lots in common with the Magpies,' chirps David Castle Photograph: n/a

'From now on, any player stepping out of line will be on the receiving end of Sven's bolt-gun treatment,' warns Bob Basi Photograph: n/a

Mat Owen reckons Sven is already getting ready for his traditional farewell handshake Photograph: n/a

'Sven, the manager who fell to earth, relied on his Nasa engineered brass neck to get him through the fiery Mexican atmosphere,' offers Brian Corcoran Photograph: n/a