Anyone who fears for the children of celebrities may be disheartened to see this week's pictures of Suri Cruise, aged four, spotted in Vancouver sipping a Starbucks drink and leafing through a copy of Vanity Fair. "She held her frothy drink in both hands as she made her way from the counter . . . she ensured to blow her drink to cool it down before taking a sip," wrote the Daily Mail, the level of detail in its report clearly invaluable to any reader who has never seen someone buying a cup of coffee.
Lost in Showbiz doesn't wish to suggest that Suri (pictured above with mother Katie Holmes) is growing up too fast but nevertheless: Starbucks? Vanity Fair? What's she going to do next? Weigh up the benefits of a self-invested personal pension? Get a Wyevale garden centre account card? Start complaining about her bad knees?
