Sun man faces his own bushtucker trial

Monkey's antipodean relatives watching the tabloid hacks covering I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! in the Australian jungle report that Sun reporter Colin Robertson and his snapper have got into a spot of bother. The pair set off to interview the latest evictee, Dani Behr. However, their car broke down somewhere in the bush. Monkey hears that a lack of petrol may be to blame, though rumours that wails of "I'm a celebrity hack, fill my car with petrol" can be heard coming from the jungle are unconfirmed. Fortunately Colin took part in a special Bushtucker Trial organised by ITV's PR team when he was out covering the show last year. So if help is slow in coming he can always survive on mealworms, crickets or silkworms. Just not cockroaches though. That was the one thing he failed to neck last year.