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Sun gets the hots for Obama

Kelvin MacKenzie is rooting for Barack Obama to become the Democratic presidential candidate. Not because the Sun columnist likes the man's campaign, which he says "seems to be based exclusively on hot air concerning two words - 'hope' and 'change'". The reason is that he wants to see more of Obama's "delicious" wife, Michelle. Kelvin drools: "A big smile, an engaging personality and a shapely figure. She gets my vote every time." Oh, purleez ... At least he didn't say she gave him an election.

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