Stuart Pearce

'Madness,' bellows Cole Henley. 'This is Psycho!' Photograph: n/a

Brian Corcoran's entry is a little on the obscure side. 'As she raced across the road, little Emily worried about Stuart's ambition to be the greatest lollipop lady in the world.' Photograph: n/a

'With a history of bad taste comedy involving the Germans, Stuart Pearce was ideal for Mel Brooks's The Producers,' chortles Will Wilson Photograph: n/a/n/a

Mat Owen doesn't believe that Pearce will have taken defeat to Horst Hrubesch's Germany side lightly. 'I just hope Psycho can explain the mysterious disappearance of Beanie to his daughter.' Photograph: n/a

John Barry reckons Hrubesch got his hands on a copy of Pearce's top-secret coaching bible Photograph: n/a

David Madden thinks this one has Oscar-winning potential ... Photograph: n/a

'Everyone on Capello's staff agreed that Stuart was the cutest U21 manager they could remember,' sniggers Martin Nicholson. Photograph: n/a

'After failing to command the respect of the Under-21s, the FA decide that Pearce should drop down a couple of levels,' deadpans Iain Christie Photograph: n/a/n/a

Pierre Gillard serves up the inevitable Incredible Hulk entry Photograph: n/a

'Reg Varney drove the team all the way home, apparently,' smirks Alastair Smith Photograph: n/a

'Be careful in the shower Theo,' advises Mark Boyd. It's a Psycho reference, in case you were struggling Photograph: n/a

'Stewie's touchline telepathy isn't working out too well,' snorts Mark Fallon Photograph: n/a