Stuart Attwell

'Last season Stuart was refereeing at a slightly lower level,' titters Tony McCrossan, as the bullying begins
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'You can try and shoot him down with your verbal bullets but you won't succeed,' matrixes Douglas Fenech
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Derek Amponsah reckons only some Quantum Leap-style intervention from Sam and Al can save our Stuart
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'Attwell presents his case during the exacting testing process for Uefa's top referees,' chirps Jamie Tweddell
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Messers Webb, Foy and Attwell reimagine the Frost Report, courtesy of Andy Crowson. Too young to remember? Then click here
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Alex Hynes delves into the inner workings of our protagonist's mind. Confused again? Then look no further than here
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'When is a referee off-colour? When he's not 'at well', riddles Carleton Creek, before quickly apologising for his terrible pun
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John Paul Barry may well have stumbled across a marketing masterpiece
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'Stuart is the Ref, whether we like it or not,' sighs Andy Crowson, as he pays tribute to that ghost goal
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'Training complete almost. Confused referee become have you,' parps Paul Berry
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'To redeem himself for his numerous ghost goals, Stuart Attwell proposed a change of career.' Rowan Averill gets a familiar theme tune stuck in our heads
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'A referee can't be expected to see every incident during a game.' Thanks to Al Balmer
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'Atwell's inexplicable decision-making had viewers adjusting their TV sets' chuckles Alex Kouzarides
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This should really be a pop-up, Al Balmer ...
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'Take control of your favourite referee in his official simulation game, Attwell Kombat!' Matt Pearson goes gruesome
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'Though originally classified as a comedy, Attwell is now considered by some critics to be one of Shakespeare's problem referees' – Tom Nycz-Losi puts his GCSE English to good use
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'The decision against Sunderland was just one in a long line of poor decisions for Attwell' – Ben Hughes raises a smile
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'The future of Premier League refereeing looks terrifying,' with thanks to Ben Hughes again
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