It's not all dance, dance, dance for Strictly Come Dancing judge Craig Revel Horwood. The celebrity dance show's resident Mr Angry is also the face of British Sausage Week which – as if you didn't know – is happening right now. "I got involved because I love sausages," said Revel Horwood. "Plus, when I saw the trophy, I thought I wanted to hand them out." The banger gong is most politely described as, er... sausage shaped. And please, no jokes about where the batteries go. You're better than that. CRH has also been busy creating some "dance-based recipes" such as, ahem... the salsa sausage and chilli cha cha cha sausage. Inspiring stuff. Unlike Ann Widdecombe's dancefloor efforts, he will be hoping it doesn't end up a dog's dinner.
