Well that first time you walk into Chiltern Firehouse #serioushotness Dave is right, literally it is like omigod imagine the hottest Aga in the entire universe and this would be the hottestest hotplate like ever? As in Nuno Mendes is a genius, obvs, but it is more than just the chairs eg the night we were in Alexa was like you must meet Harry Styles, Dave was like wow love your work, can I ask you something, Harry was like well make it quick I need to go the toilet, I mean God that boy is priceless, Dave was like so tell me how your hair stays back? Harry was like, OK, after you have explained your hostility to Jean-Claude Juncker? Dave was like, have you not seen his tragic *vintage* suits, Harry was like, soz mate I think I am going to vom, Dave was like, my thoughts exactly, no don't apologise they are an old pair, literally we did not get home until three & Harry said he liked my dress !!!! I'm like God this old thing he's like I *like* old things & I could totally tell Alexa was livid though she tried to hide it :)
So literally next day Sarah Govey rings, she's like, are you free for lunch btw I heard you could get into Chilterns Fire Station, I'm like, house & you do know NOBODY goes there on wednesdays, she's like, how about tomorrow, I'm like literally WTAF, Sarah, I cannot believe you want to sit with us after what you wrote about tattoos :((( she's like please Samantha, you know I would never hurt you but Frances made me, she can be the biggest little byotch?
I'm like OK so what is with Dominic calling Dave a sphincter, she's like SPHINX, duh, I'm like, what does that even mean seriously Sarah stop trying to make Michael happen! It's not going to happen! She's like, wait, are you actually referencing Mean Girls, I'm like, are you actually calling me mean, God wait until I tell Frances, you know she thinks you are a backstabbing loser, Sarah's like, I thought you hated Frances, I'm like, I'm sorry I called you a backstabbing loser, it is not your fault you are married to Michael backstabbing LOSER Gove :)))
