Stop press! Culture Vulture has snogged Robbie!

Robbie: refreshingly minty.
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Ok, it's late, the concert's overrun and Vulture really needs to go home, munch on a few dead mice and roost. But we can exclusively confess now that Culture Vulture has snogged Robbie Williams. Yes, really. Admittedly, it was four months ago, at a heaving press party after the Brit Awards, and Vulture wasn't entirely sober. Still, she remembers it fondly. He was very minty.