Stewart Downing | The Gallery

'I think I was a little generous with the price tag,' admits Jack Palmer Photograph: Photomontage

'Kenny Dalglish: philanthropist.' Ben Somner's message is short and sweet Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Martin Sutcliffe: 'Is it time for poor Stewie to ply his trade in the minor leagues?'
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Douglas Fenech predicts a more grisly downfall Photograph: Photomontage

'Brendan Rodgers talks to Downing after another game on the bench,' sketches Ceiri Wyn Coker
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Gavin Patrick McCoy is a fan of early 20th century period dramas Photograph: Photomontage

'He does always seem to be so far away ... not waving but drowning,' says Adam Williams with a tip of his hat to one of the nation's favourite poems
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Tim Daly is thinking along similar lines Photograph: Photomontage

James Williams brings us this disco effort Photograph: Photomontage

'This image captures the conflict between Rodgers and Dalglish’s opinions on Downing. Dalglish spent millions on him, Rogers refuses to acknowledge his existence. I think the wise monkey might be right on this occasion,' muses Michael Mealor Photograph: Photomontage

'Downing is feeling like a bit of a goose now he's no longer Luis Suárez’s wing man,' chirps Craig Bryant Photograph: Photomontage