'Just like a politician, Steven Gerrard's England career begain with a lot of promise(s) and ended in disappointment,' hoots Matt ByronPhotograph: Photomontage'Formula 1 performances for Liverpool, sadly only Sinclair C5 for England,' sighs Niels ReynoldsPhotograph: Photomontage'End of the line: Gerrard says stop and the fans say go, go, go … ' chortles Chris ReillyPhotograph: Photomontage
'It was Stevie G who was knocked off Liverpool's perch. Or, given recent events, should that be 'slipped off'?' chuckles Stoush Gibbons, who has rather ignored the whole England aspect herePhotograph: Photomontage'Much like Swedish rap-metal band Clawfinger's iconic fourth album, those 114 caps were a whole lot of nothing,' riffs Steve CopperPhotograph: Photo montage
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