Even the most adroit of wordsmiths can't resist a knob joke. Just ask Stephen Fry, who had his Twitter fans all a flutter when he posted: "This picture proves that I've got a big cock." There appeared to be a few technical problems, however. Was his cock too big for Twitter to handle? "Mm - maybe my cock was simply too big. Twitpic pretends it's not there, although it is if you keep trying." Which Monkey did, and... voila! It's only a cock from the Farplace Animal Rescue centre in County Durham! We can only hope when Fry posts pictures of his "massive balls" that he's just been 10-pin bowling.
