And so once again to the McCartney-Mills severance pageant, which is enlivened today by a cameo appearance by Sir Macca's daughter Stella, described only last week as "evil" by a faintly exercised Heather.
According to the Daily Mirror, the fashion designer has opted to return the tribute to her outgoing stepmother the best way she knows how: by crafting a special necklace featuring a single leg, and including it her first jewellery collection.
I know. Aren't they all just DARLING?
"The necklace was unveiled to fashion industry outsiders in Paris last month," reveals the paper. "A source said: 'A lot of people thought it was really edgy while others secretly thought it was out of order. It's such an obvious dig. It will cause a stir when it goes on sale.'"
No doubt, no doubt. Those wishing to share in Stella's Algonquinesque silversmithing are advised that the pendant will cost £300, and be available next season, when the prevailing fashion mood is scheduled to be amputee irony meets unconvincingly denied nepotism.
