And we’ll leave you with this - our film critic Peter Bradshaw’s take on the trailer. May the force be somewhere quite close to you.
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A certain someone is currently tweeting about a certain trailer, and that certain someone only happens to be the actual William Shatner AKA James Tiberius Kirk AKA The Shat AKA William “William Shatner” Shatner.
His tweets are titled What Bill Learned From The Star Wars Trailer which will hitherto be known as #WBLFTSWT – or “wibbleftswoot”. It’s the greatest thing that’s happened to the internet since that time the trailer came out for Episode VII. He doesn’t seem happy.
So I hear a bunch of you waited up until the wee hours to watch a certain trailer.
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) November 28, 2014
So I watched this trailer this morning. I learned some things...
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) November 28, 2014
First: pic.twitter.com/XmVWSNujTI
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) November 28, 2014
Next fact: pic.twitter.com/G1N2hs6Nx6
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) November 28, 2014
Good news for Losties! pic.twitter.com/IX73WJTEHZ
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) November 28, 2014
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) November 28, 2014
Keep checking the great man’s feed for further updates.
#lightsaber gate continues apace. Someone’s offered a few engineering tweaks to make the crossguard design a little bit safer. Because safety’s the most important thing when you’re swinging around a white-hot blade made of pain and fire.
Here Star Wars, I Fixed Your ‘Force Awakens’ Lightsaber Crossguard For You http://t.co/PfSA3otE5t
— Sara Beckenbauer (@SaraBeckenbaue) November 28, 2014
Truth. But Princess Leia wasn’t exactly in prison overalls all the way through Return Of The Jedi...
JJ's Star Wars trailer is a step up from the Into Darkness trailer in that it didn't feature a shot of Daisy Ridley in her bra & pants.
— TheShiznit.co.uk (@The_Shiznit) November 28, 2014
This actually might.
Star Wars breaks the internet pic.twitter.com/VQd6nakpO3
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) November 28, 2014
Is it Benedict Cumberbatch doing the voiceover on the trailer?
This guy think so, and he’s a reporter, so he MUST know.
So I'm POSITIVE the @starwars voiceover is Benedict Cumberbatch......
— Joe Michalczuk - Sky (@joemichalczuk) November 28, 2014
But then there’s this:
The voice behind the 'STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS' trailer confirmed as Andy Serkis! #HYPE! pic.twitter.com/2Sv9AyBxo9
— Superhero Feed (@SuperheroFeed) November 28, 2014
Or is it Max von Sydow? The internet still doesn’t know.
Here at the Guardian we learned eight things from the Star Wars trailer. Here are those eight things.
For those who'd rather read a condensed take on the @StarWars Ep VII trailer, here are eight things we learned: http://t.co/2e2Vtw9VC7
— Guardian Film (@guardianfilm) November 28, 2014
Ostentatious, energy-inefficient lightsabers aside, reactions seem to be fairly positive so far. All together now –
In-depth stuff here from the mighty Den of Geek.
Some early thoughts and analysis on that Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer. http://t.co/3YQazMl6i3 pic.twitter.com/xWkgWFFOt8
— Den Of Geek (@denofgeek) November 28, 2014
It’s the next logical step.
Yo dawg, we heard you like lightsabers, so we put lightsabers on your lightsabers (via @agentbizzle) pic.twitter.com/OEBmMMUBZa
— Jon Tennant (@Protohedgehog) November 28, 2014
Doesn’t really have the same ‘zing’ to it...
Here's a better title for you: STAR WARS EPISODE VII: A FALSE FLAG. Repulsorlift Drives do NOT burn hot enough to melt transparisteel beams.
— Jive Turkey Jeb Lund (@Mobute) November 28, 2014
Some conclusive proof that the quality of the trailer is inversely proportional to the quality of the film.
Watch the trailers for all seven #StarWars movies: http://t.co/omSt6hqirB pic.twitter.com/os0DqIefRY
— The Verge (@verge) November 28, 2014
Aaaaaand here come the thinkpieces.
What the Star Wars trailer reveals about our culture http://t.co/Ho9lucPT66
— Anne Thompson (@akstanwyck) November 28, 2014
An urgent plea here. Anyone?
star wars experts: i'm having trouble identifying this storm trooper insignia from the trailer. can anyone help? pic.twitter.com/iptfAtrhse
— Bill Handturkey (@sundownmotel) November 28, 2014
Right, Lanre and I (Alex) are handing this blog over to the aptly named Luke Skywalker ... sorry, Holland.
Hitfix have dug into the trailer and found “eight universe changes” you won’t have noticed including: “the Stormtroopers have a new suit design,” “that Sith clearly built his lightsaber without the help of a Master” and perhaps most impressively “the Millennium Falcon replaced the destroyed satellite dish with a newer model.” That piece is here.
Oh, the internet:
Domo-kun, excited about the offer of a part in Star Wars, now realises his predicament. pic.twitter.com/UqcW53Up6o
— Colin Riley (@domipheus) November 28, 2014
This person is going for a total immersion:
Sitting in my Star Wars pajamas wrapped in my Star Wars blanket surrounded by my Star Wars posters watching star wars trailers
— Forest Whitaker (@thed0vahkiin) November 28, 2014
Time Out are getting their gif on:
If Star Wars was London: When you fall asleep on the night bus home and wake up in Penge http://t.co/f9uDT6GyYk pic.twitter.com/LjfdV1hCHL
— Time Out London (@TimeOutLondon) November 28, 2014
Meanwhile, the Telegraph’s film critic Robbie Collin has reviewed the trailer. Or, as he puts it:
The Star Wars teaser tells us almost literally nothing, and yet I somehow wrung 500 words out of it http://t.co/RqN7f6v6dH
— Robbie Collin (@robbiereviews) November 28, 2014
His review concludes:
But for me, the most encouraging things are the cartoonish energy of Boyega’s leap into the frame and the clenched-jaw, Carrie Fisher-ish look on Ridley’s face: both suggest a franchise getting back in touch with its sense of swashbuckling fun. Those 88 seconds didn’t tell us much, but they’re strangely reassuring.
The trailer’s dividing families:
Brother is speaking ill of Star Wars. At some point he crossed over to the dark side and I must either rescue him or destroy him.
— Rion Amilcar Scott (@ReeAmilcarScott) November 28, 2014
And meanwhile, the merch bandwagon is getting sporty. Here’s a Death Star football.
Death Star Football. Awesome. #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/y4vey1nW93
— Nik Postinger (@nikpostinger) November 28, 2014
A lightsaber meme has started. Of course it has
Hahaha! YES. RT @DustinMSandoval: A meme awakens. #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/ifV26P82VI
— Loot Crate (@lootcrate) November 28, 2014
My colleague David Batty tweets:
What we learned from the #StarWarsEpisodeVII trailer? There's now more than one woman & one black person in space.
— David Batty (@David_Batty) November 28, 2014
Indiewire have written an interesting piece called Here are the three big lessons rrom the Star Wars: the Force Awakens trailer.
The three lessons are that “studios don’t sell you story any more”, “fandom rules all” and “special effects aren’t enough”.
Meanwhile, something to look forward to:
The new Star Wars movie will be released via a single Vine a year over the next 1200 years
— samir mezrahi (@samir) November 28, 2014
Film director Edgar Wright approves:
That 'Star Wars' trailer gave me the tingles. So thrilled to see John Boyega in there.
— edgarwright (@edgarwright) November 28, 2014
Meanwhile on YouTube, that lightsaber really has rattled some cages. pears009 is furious.
Stupid, stupid, STUPID!!! , LIGHTSABER!!! Why do “They” think, (and keep... the Double-Edge Saber form Episode One...) F-ING with the Lightsaber design!!! This “New” design in neither “COOL” NOR Functional in a fight... YoU’d cut your own FREAKING hand off in a fightwith a Tweak of the wrist!!! Uuuuggghhhh!!!
Back in the comments of this blog, DanAshcroft is nonplussed by Disney’s drip-drip teaser trailer approach:
In what is definitely the Star Wars fact of the day:
Star Wars fact: C3PO’s full name is Chelmsford's Third Post Office.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) November 28, 2014
There is, naturally, much more on the linguistic merits of “awakens” over “awakes”:
In a “there but for the grace of the Force” moment:
. @RollingStone wrote a whole post on the wrong (fake) Star Wars trailer http://t.co/ZM24yQ2NKp
— Anthony De Rosa (@AntDeRosa) November 28, 2014
Jordan Hoffman, who watched the trailer at the Regal cinema in New York, has written his report. He says:
As the lights dimmed, the frustration began. Trailers for every movie in the pipeline played first. Insurgent, The Hobbit, The Interview, some new Chronicle-meets-time-travel thing called Atlas something-or-other and then, finally, a movie with no studio logo, then darkness, a desert and a voice that may have been Andy Serkis or possibly Adam Driver doing his best Brit villain. Either way, when he intoned: “There has been an awakening,” I began to weep like Malakili the Rancor Keeper.
Perhaps it’s self-justification, but there’s no doubt it sounded far superior in surround sound than it would have on laptop speakers.
Those funny YouTube comments are in full flow now, which reminds us of Adam Buxton’s amazing comment-based humour, which in turn reminds us of Adam And Joe’s lo-fi geek sketch Star Wars In Their Eyes ...
Surely there are some emojis that can express a minute-long trailer?
STAR WARS!!!!! Language and emojis fail to express what's in my heart at this moment.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 28, 2014
Have another screengrab, knock yourself out:
We have mindmeld with the internet ... the potential merchandise for The Force Awakens is already being discussed using the medium of gif.
Scenes from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, in GIF form: next year's biggest holiday toy http://t.co/GlGoqYQ12h pic.twitter.com/zbjCDFWaiJ
— The Verge (@verge) November 28, 2014
So has the internet exploded yet or not?
“@WiredUK: Star Wars Episode VII teaser drops, internet explodes: http://t.co/SrlZVU77go” < Think you’ll find the internet didn’t ‘explode’
— (@Reynolds) November 28, 2014
Here’s another screengrab from the trailer. We fancy one of these for Christmas:
Alt-country troubadour Ryan Adams has come out as an unlikely fan:
You guys....They can rebuild it.... http://t.co/3ivO6FDKPp Thank you @starwars Thank you
— Ryan Adams (@TheRyanAdams) November 28, 2014
John Williams is having a great week:
Between the Jurassic World trailer and the Star Wars Episode VII trailer, John Williams deserves all the credit for these full-body chills.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) November 28, 2014
And meanwhile filmmaker Mark Cousins has more, ahem, details about the movie:
The new Star Wars trailer doesn't reveal that Kim Kardashian and Louis from One Direction have a romantic sub-plot in it. Sorry for spoiler.
— mark cousins (@markcousinsfilm) November 28, 2014
A few gags like this doing the rounds:
star wars trailer pic.twitter.com/kAYvye07YG
— andy barron (@andybarron) November 28, 2014
Taucher1979 has a request…
We’ve no time for toilets. Unless they’re hidden toilets in this trailer.
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Some in the comment section are starting to get into Clerks-level analysis of the trailer now:
The scene from Clerks in question:
There’s a linguistic gripe from Rooto in the comments of this blog:
Depressed Dath Vader is depressed:
When you watch the Star Wars trailer and then realize it's still over a year away pic.twitter.com/boWKItvyUV
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) November 28, 2014
The excitement about Star Wars is making some people come face to face with their own mortility:
The new Star Wars is why @Daniel_Rubino plans to not die anytime soon pic.twitter.com/tqB2XxhAsu
— Sam Sabri (@samsabri) November 28, 2014
In the second conflation of Star Wars and the male member we’ve heard today:
If your "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" trailer erection lasts more than four hours, contact a comic book store immediately.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 28, 2014
Jordan Hoffman, who has just filed his report for us, has given a few sneak previews of his reaction via Twitter:
JJ knows where to put the camera. Even STID has great action. I'm really really psyched about today.
— Jordan Hoffman (@jhoffman) November 28, 2014
Meanwhile, YouTube commenters are losing the plot. Joey Manalang says: “I hope I don’t get hit by a truck before Dec 2015 ... OMG please “
While Armoured Skeptic adds: “Ok, I’ve been trying to stay really reserved about this whole thing... ever since the Prequels broke my heart, but watching this made me go EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Finally, Jean-Francois Joanisse opines:
If that shot of the X-wings and the one with the Falcon flying near ground level didn’t give you the chill, then you are just a hater and beyond saving.
So there!
Not sure what to make of this ...
Your daily affirmation http://t.co/nfH0W8fyWq #StarWars #Nerdvana pic.twitter.com/EnR2jnB8ug
— Million Dollar Nerd (@MDNerd) November 28, 2014
People still really really hate Jar Jar Binks ...
Exclusive: hidden frame in Star Wars trailer pic.twitter.com/7gqigD2fdj
— tc (@chillmage) November 28, 2014
People are now discussing the length of the trailer:
I'm sure the new Star Wars movie will be amazing but that teaser was a bit rubbish in my opinion. Could've been 30 seconds.
— TomSka the Terrible (@thetomska) November 28, 2014
Arf!
Well, I like Star Wars VII, but it's a bit short.
— Matthew Horton (@matthewjh) November 28, 2014
Someone has handily made a list of when the most anticipated blockbusters of the age will be out:
11/12: The Hobbit 3 01/05: Age of Ultron 12/06: Jurassic World 23/10: James Bond 24 20/11: Sinsajo Pt. 2 18/12: Star Wars VII
— Lautaro Lobos (@LautaroLobos) November 28, 2014
A touch of snark about the director:
if they want to inspire *real* excitement, the full Star Wars trailer needs a "from the director of Mission Impossible III" title card.
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) November 28, 2014
Someone’s managed to combine DJ Snake and Lil Jon’s EDM crunk anthem Turn Down For What with the clip of the new lightsaber. It’s pretty horrible.
In case you were wondering who the narrators are, Indiewire say that they are the inescapable Benedict Cumberbatch and Andy Serkis. They’ve also put all the original trailers side by side.
For some, all the reaction is proving a bit too much:
*Just watched Star Wars trailer, now logging off before anyone's tweets puncture my sense of childish delight*
— Musa Okwonga (@Okwonga) November 28, 2014
The racial politics of the trailer are being analysed:
First shot in Star Wars trailer is of a black dude with the "I'm bout to die" look on his grill. lol. Plus ca change...
— Ta-Nehisi Coates (@tanehisicoates) November 28, 2014
The new lightsaber is already inspiring fan art:
Look at this awesome @starwars #theForceAwakens art by the masterful @f_francavilla! pic.twitter.com/3Cs5vYJGvj
— Comicbook.com (@ComicBookdotcom) November 28, 2014
Others found the lack of contemporary pop culture references baffling:
Thought they'd put more in the Star Wars trailer to appeal to the young folk. Vader taking a selfie. Break dancing Ewoks. A rapping granny.
— John Niven (@NivenJ1) November 28, 2014
The trailer is having a strange effect on some people
Me after watching the Star Wars trailer. pic.twitter.com/mKo5KSUZQT
— Troy Burchett (@TroyBurchett) November 28, 2014
A mysterious tweet from dance star Deadmau5:
i dont think im legally allowed to like star wars.
— deadmau5 (@deadmau5) November 28, 2014
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While we work out how to embed the trailer video higher in this liveblog, here is is again:
But Newbarbarian absolutely loves it:
Elaine McIll has a balanced review:
In the comments on this blog, kyser66ch is unimpressed:
Decider.com have pointed out that Star Wars fans have previously been let down by great trailers to poor Star Wars films. Do you remember how good The Phantom Menace looked?
“From start to finish, this teaser promises mysticism, adventure, and From start to finish, this teaser promises mysticism, adventure, and heroism. In reality, this trailer is just the best 2:13 minutes of the movie cleverly edited together to illicit a proper fan orgasm.”
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The first Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser has finally arrived.
“There has been an awakening — have you felt it? The dark side, and the light,” says an ominous voice, just before Hans Solo’s Falcon soars into view and the franchise’s iconic theme song plays.
And there’s a gif of the Millenium Falcon’s reappearance:
Just some Millennium Falcon GIFage for you. #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/4tjy81GYvJ
— ScreenCrush (@screencrushnews) November 28, 2014
The lightsaber is getting some deep-level analysis:
Obvious structural weakness in this light sabre cross-guard pic.twitter.com/w2OAcMppAw
— Rupert Myers (@RupertMyers) November 28, 2014
Although the Guardian’s Jonathan Haynes adds a note of dissent:
It looks a bit Harry Potter and the Emperor's New Lightsaber https://t.co/W7cQtLivC2 #StarWars #StarWarsEpisodeVII #sta
— Jonathan Haynes (@JonathanHaynes) November 28, 2014
The trailer looks as though it’s rewarding multiple viewings:
Okay, 10th viewing review: yes, looks like Star Wars to me. Only thing I am everso mildly irked at is how that droid is supposed to work.
— Liam Brazier (@liambrazier) November 28, 2014
Ralph Mcquarrie is the designer who worked on Star Wars trilogy, the original Battlestar Galactica TV series, ET the Extra-Terrestrial and Cocoon.
The whole trailer looks like a Ralph Mcquarrie painting. #theforceawakens
— robertliefeld (@robertliefeld) November 28, 2014
So far the reaction seems overwhelmingly positive. The consensus seems to be that it looks far better than the past three films.
Literally everything about the new Star Wars trailer is AWESOME. Spiritually I am 7 years old again. Brb, gotta watch 46 more times.
— Claudia Gray (@claudiagray) November 28, 2014
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The men of Shortlist magazine are on their third viewing:
Why haven't you seen it yet? THREE TIMES: #TheForceAwakens http://t.co/z2dK4BrttA pic.twitter.com/BGvi2U3pfn
— ShortList Magazine (@ShortList) November 28, 2014
It doesn’t look like the film this fan wanted:
I'm 46. The Star Wars film I want to watch is about stormtroopers with PTSD and an Arcturian smack habit trying to fit in on Regel 5.
— Al Murray (@almurray) November 28, 2014
British GQ have some helpful screengrabs:
In case you're at work and can't watch the Star Wars trailer, here are some screengrabs: http://t.co/eI8dPyIqNU pic.twitter.com/s3dZeeuibm
— British GQ (@BritishGQ) November 28, 2014
The lightsaber is confusing some people:
What is the point of a lightsaber hilt that's made of lightsaber?
— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) November 28, 2014
Hard to get a guy to talk about the future? Cover yourself w/ screens streaming new Star Wars trailer coming out in 13 months. #future
— Brooke Hammerling (@brooke) November 28, 2014
John Boyega’s appearance has impresaed fans:
1000000 awesome points to John Boyega for being the 1st person we see in the new Star Wars trilogy. Attack the Block fans should be chuffed.
— The Waco Kid (@johnwarrender) November 28, 2014
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But this lightsaber just looks ... unsafe.The Star Wars cross joint? https://t.co/t4PpIfMewd pic.twitter.com/lfQ3oeTGuu
— Robert Wilonsky (@RobertWilonsky) November 28, 2014
Our man Jordan Hoffman has just watched the trailer at the Cinema in New York where a lot of people left straight afterwards. He was impressed - his report is up very soon.
Some early reaction from Twitter:
The sound of a thousand people changing their Twitter header images to Star Wars VII trailer screenshots....
— Hunter Walk (@hunterwalk) November 28, 2014
A lot of people tweeting this image:
Imagem que resume o trailer de Star Wars VII pic.twitter.com/7ARi1ayWgr
— Lucas Agrela (@Lucas_Agrela) November 28, 2014
LOOKED 1000 TIMES BETTER ON BIG SCREEN - IM GLAD I GOT UP.
— Jordan Hoffman (@jhoffman) November 28, 2014
The Star Wars: the Force Awakens trailer has been released
The long-awaited trailer for the JJ Abrams-directed film is out. It’s the first of the franchise he’s directed and reunites some of the original cast. We’ll be rounding up reaction to it – do add your thoughts below.
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I suspect there'll be a lot more trailers between now and next December. There's so little footage in this one and too little indication of what the movie is about. Maybe Disney should have waited till they had more footage ready for release that would give a proper feel and flavour of the new film.