Sweet suffering Jesus! What IS that thing on the cover of Vogue? Whatever it is, it totally decapitated Robocop, and is now displaying the vanquished cyborg's helmet as some kind of coffee table trophy.
As for Gwyneth Paltrow, an undoubtedly beautiful woman, pray heaven she takes action over Vogue editor Anna Wintour's decision to knock up some misshappen approximation of her using only beginner level Photoshop skills - or perhaps succumbing to a mania for creating collages whilst heavily narcotised.
Come on, Anna! It's not like the real Gwyneth doesn't have plenty of time on her hands to participate in a photoshoot.
