Which of the five English clubs in the Champions League is not leading their group?
Chelsea
Liverpool
Manchester City
Manchester United
Tottenham Hotspur
All five of them are topping their groups
Ronnie O'Sullivan beat Zhang Yong in the English Open this week. Who played the final shot of the match?
Ronnie O'Sullivan
Zhang Yong
The referee
A woman who had invaded the arena
Which athlete – who is worth around $400m – says he is too tightfisted to turn on data roaming on his phone, buy apps or pay to avoid adverts on music streaming sites?
Rory McIlroy
LeBron James
Lionel Messi
Roger Federer
What job advert did Chorley FC post on Twitter this week?
They advertised for an electrician who could fix their faulty floodlights at half-time
A translator for their new signing, Fernando Gago, who played in the 2014 World Cup final
A midfielder and goalkeeper to play for them in the FA Cup
Someone to replace their departing dietician, who has moved on to set up a sweet shop
FC Turris midfielder Giovanni Liberti was given a five-match ban this week after he was found guilty of “urinating in the direction of the away section” and "making vulgar gestures while showing his genital organ”. How did the president of the Serie D club defend his player?
He said Liberti was “drunk on the feeling of victory” and didn’t know what he was doing
He said Liberti was “just waving happily to his girlfriend in the crowd”
He said Liberti was drinking from a water fountain while tucking in his shirt
He said Liberti had consumed “too many isotonic drinks – they are the real culprits”
Which of these statements about sacked Leicester manager Craig Shakespeare is not true?
He is the only English manager to have won his first four matches in the Premier League
He has a 100% win rate as West Brom manager
He made most of his appearances as a player for Walsall
He won more points in his first four league games than he did in his last 16
After his sacking, there are no English managers in the Premier League
Which two teams have won the same number of points, scored the same number of goals, and produced the same number of wins, draws and defeats this season in both their domestic leagues and in the Champions League?
Barcelona and Manchester City
Real Madrid and Tottenham Hotspur
Sevilla and Liverpool
Manchester United and Atlético Madrid
According to NFL kicker Jason Myers, what feels "great, dude” and “fucking awesome, man”?
Being a Trump voter
Missing two field goals in a defeat
Being Mike Myers’ son
Learning that he will play at White Hart Lane rather than Wembley next season
Cork City were crowned League of Ireland champions on Tuesday night after a goalless draw against Derry City. The game was a sell out, so why was the stadium not full?
An infamous airline bought up tickets for its staff but their flights were cancelled
Many away fans were two hours late due to a misprint in their local newspaper
One of the stands was closed as its roof had been blown down by Storm Ophelia
Local hero Roy Keane was in a local pub so a group of fans stayed put and watched it with him on TV instead
Anthony Joshua won gold at the 2012 Olympics. How did his forthcoming opponent, Carlos Takam, fare when he took part in the 2004 Olympics?
He also won gold
He was beaten in the final
He lost his first and only bout
Solutions
1:F - Tottenham are above Real Madrid at the top of their group as they have scored more away goals., 2:D - O'Sullivan continued to play while the woman entered the arena and ran around the table. Once he had the match tied up, he passed the cue to her so she could hit his shot on the black. She missed., 3:B - LeBron admitted to being "the cheapest guy in the NBA” despite being one of the best paid players in the league’s history., 4:C - The tweet read: “Wanted. Keeper and midfielder. Must be able to play against Fleetwood Town in the FA Cup.”, 5:C - It wasn’t the only five-match ban handed out to a Serie D player this week. Frattese player Francesco Ferrieri was banned for kicking, punching and slapping the Nardo masseur while the match was stopped for fighting in the stands between the two sets of supporters., 6:E - There are four: Eddie Howe, Sean Dyche, Roy Hodgson and Paul Clement. Shakespeare won 15 points from his first five games in the Premier League and then just 14 points in his next 16 games., 7:B - They are both third in their domestic leagues, having played eight, won five, drawn two, lost one and scored 15; and they have both played three, won two, drawn one, lost none and scored seven goals in the Champions League. And they couldn’t be separated in their match at the Bernabéu this week, which finished 1-1., 8:B - Myers missed the kicks on Sunday and was released on Monday. With no team to play for, presumably he will chill on Sunday., 9:C - Congratulations to Cork on their first league title in 12 years. , 10:C - When the 50-1 outsider was asked about facing Joshua in front of 80,000 fans in Cardiff, he said: “I don't know if I'm excited stressed or confused.”