Sports quiz of the week: Barcelona, England v Scotland and 'lovemaking'

Two of Barcelona’s miracle men. Photograph: Josep Lago/AFP/Getty Images

1. If it was Barcelona in 2011, Milan in 2012, Bayern Munich in 2013, Bayern Munich in 2014, Monaco in 2015 and Barcelona in 2016, who was it in 2017?

   1. Monaco

   2. Manchester City

   3. Real Madrid

   4. Bayern Munich

2. Who said: “Hospitals need to hire more nurses in the next nine months because tonight a lot of lovemaking will be happening”?

   1. Tony Bellew

   2. Carlo Ancellotti

   3. David Haye

   4. Gerard Piqué

3. Who was shown a yellow card by referee Nigel Owens during the Leinster v Scarlets match on Saturday?

   1. One of the home fans

   2. The TMO

   3. The Leinster coach

   4. A ballboy

4. Barcelona beat PSG 6-1 at Camp Nou on Wednesday night. Which team did they beat by the same scoreline at the same ground the Wednesday before?

   1. Athletic Bilbao

   2. Eibar

   3. Sporting Gijón

   4. Atlético Madrid

5. Which football club played their first competitive match last weekend and attracted 55,297 fans to their sold-out stadium?

   1. Miami Vice

   2. Atlanta United

   3. Minnesota United

   4. Los Angeles FC

6. Which of these Michael Jackson songs was No1 in the UK charts when Scotland last won a rugby match at Twickenham?

   1. Off the Wall (1979)

   2. Billie Jean (1983)

   3. Bad (1987)

   4. Earth Song (1995)

7. Scottish Premiership leaders Celtic welcome Rangers to Parkhead on Sunday for an Old Firm game. Celtic have played 27 matches in the league this season; how many of them have they won?

   1. 20

   2. 23

   3. 26

   4. 27

8. What fate befell Floyd Mayweather this week?

   1. David Haye landed on him when he fell out of the ring during his fight with Tony Bellew

   2. His nose was broken in a charity boxing match

   3. One of his tour vans was set on fire in Birmingham

   4. He was called "over-rated" by Donald Trump

9. When asked to pick his all-time Chelsea five-a-side team, Frank Lampard chose: Petr Cech, John Terry, Eden Hazard, Didier Drogba and which midfielder?

   1. Claude Makélélé

   2. Frank Lampard

   3. Michael Ballack

   4. Joe Cole

10. What did Chris Bertish do for 93 days to make history?

    1. He became the first person to perform 1 million keep-ups

    2. He crossed the Atlantic Ocean on a stand-up paddleboard

    3. He attended football matches in the 193 countries who are members of the U.N.

    4. He cycled from the northernmost point of Canada to the southernmost point in Chile

Solutions

1:D - The teams who have knocked Arsenal out of the Champions League at the last-16 stage in the last seven years., 2:D - Big news for Shakira, 3:D - The ballboy had accidentally struck Owens with the ball, so the referee responded with a jokey yellow card., 4:C - And between those two 6-1 wins, Barcelona also beat Celta Vigo 5-0 at home., 5:B - Only four matches were attended by more fans last weekend: Kaizer Chiefs v Orlando Pirates, Borussia Dortmund v Bayer Leverkusen, Barcelona v Celta Vigo and Manchester United v Bournemouth., 6:B - Scotland have only won at Twickenham four times: in 1926, 1938, 1971 and 1983., 7:C - They drew the other one., 8:C - Mayweather was in Birmingham for a meet and greet with fans, an event for which he was charging up to £400 for tickets., 9:A - He was much too modest to pick himself., 10:B - Certish travelled 4,050 miles, from Morocco to Antigua.

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