The moment has come: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting their second child, and in this moment I swear we are infinite.
The revelation was announced at the end of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ midseason finale, in which Kim is seen telling Khloe, “I just got the blood tests back, and I’m pregnant!” as part of a teaser clip. (Just in case you thought Sunday night TV had lost its sheen. And if you did, how dare you.)
Understandably, Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner is over the moon, having taken to Instagram to congratulate her daughter and son-in-law with not nearly enough exclamation marks.
“Congratulations!!!!!!!!! Can’t wait to meet your new little love bug!!!!! So happy for you guys!!!!!!!!!” she commented.
But frankly, that’s exactly the right amount of enthusiasm we should all have for North West’s little sibling – especially since Nori has proven to be the change we wish to see in the world. (Those facial expressions! So honest! Such frustration!) Which of course, raises the question: what will be the second Kardashian-West child’s name be?
If a boy, Adam. Clearly. But these decisions can’t all be left up to me. That’s why Twitter stepped up to give the baby name game (and all other new baby sentiments) its all:
Possible names for Kim & Kanye's new kid: -South -New -Shallow -Wild Wild -Wicked Witch Of The -Fievel Goes -A Million Ways To Die In The
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 1, 2015
After naming their first baby North West Kim and Kanye are said to be looking for new baby names in another direction.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) June 1, 2015
Paisley Road West for Kanye and Kim's new baby
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) June 1, 2015
I'm so excited that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with another meme.
— Alex Goldschmidt (@alexandergold) June 1, 2015
No, Kim Kardashian won't name the next kid South West. That would be ridiculous. I'm thinking more like Mae West. Cornel West. WILD WEST.
— side-eye spice (@goldengateblond) June 1, 2015
Do you think South West will be a girl and boy or an airline? #KimKardashian
— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) June 1, 2015
CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE WHO HAD A KIM KARDASHIAN PREGNANCY JOKE DRAFTED YOU ARE THE TRUE STARS ENJOY YOUR MOMENT
— Andreea Hluscu (@ayyhluscu) June 1, 2015
So yes, we get it: South West would be a very Original and Interesting™ choice. But regardless of your feelings about Kim, Kanye, reality television, or North West’s wardrobe (which is better than ours combined, let’s be serious), you’ve got to hand it to the Kardashian-West clan: for as much as we claim not to care about what they say or do, we’re such talking a lot about their second child.
Who, for the record, will be named after me.
