Listen, who am I to say no to a person's dreams and whims? Am I the arbiter of good taste? Absolutely not, as I'm sitting here writing this story in my cut-off jeans at nearly 40 years old. So I wouldn't dare think of questioning someone's desire to do the following.
I will ask where you got those good-good drugs, as this is the sort of idea that only the best of the best illicit material can produce, and I'd like some, too.
You see, some intrepid denizen of the interwebs had the brilliantly insane idea of taking a Honda Fit, which is ostensibly a commuter hatchback designed and built for folks needing reliable transportation on a budget, and not just remove its entire drivetrain, but replace it with the drivetrain out of a Polaris RZR UTV. Why, you ask? Why not?!
I'm reminded of that scene in 300. Madness? This is YOUTUBE!
The idea behind the build is simple. Take an already somewhat build off-road Honda Fit and body swap it onto a crashed Polaris RZR two-seater, the latter of which was jumped over a swimming pool and subsequently flipped end-over-end repeatedly.
Building this abomination (?) is the YouTube channel Mike Masse 661, as it's his wrecked RZR. The Honda Fit, however, came from his friend who let Mike do what he wanted with the hatchback. As such, the entire car was hollowed out so that Mike could slot the RZR beneath it and weld it back together. He first had to fix all the broken parts of the cage, the frame, and the pickups that he'd destroyed when he jumped the thing, which was a pain in itself.
Then there's a time jump and the two are mated together, which is pretty cool. I'd have liked to have seen how they managed to cut the Fit and keep it together given it's a unibody construction, though. I mean, how'd they get it to not flop around or collapse in on itself? Show us the insanity, guys!
But based on the follow-up video—which you can watch here—the thing looks like a ripper. A very silly Honda FitZR, but one I'd totally rock.
