So you don't agree with Ally's review then, Sharon?

As Monkey previously reported, Sharon Osbourne railed against Sun TV critic Ally Ross over his unkind comments about the Osbourne family's stint hosting last month's Brit Awards. But today the Sun publishes online the full excoriating text of her letter, which has a go at him after he attacked the number of fat women on the programme: "Your comments should really focus on girls' talents and not the size of their arses. It would be like me commenting on the small size of your penis and not your writing inadequacies." But Mrs O is not finished, attacking Ross for not having a wife and kids. "I think I understand why you are such a sad man that obviously holds great anger and bitterness. I expect the reason for this is that all your professional life you have sat in front of the TV writing glib, sarcastic, bitter and irrelevant reviews and comments. It must be frustrating for you to know that this is all that you have achieved in life. You see my family have achieved so much in their lives, giving millions to charity and have done incredible things personally and professionally, things that you will never be able to experience but just watch on TV." Finally, she has some words of advice. "You need to take some time out and get some personal help with your anger problems and your personal inadequacies."