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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Business
Roy Greenslade

So that's why we need newspapers

Pressing reasons for saving newsprint newspapers... first, US vice president Joe Biden, in disagreeing with people who say that newspapers are obsolete, says: "I know from first-hand experience. I recently got a puppy, and you can't housebreak a puppy on the internet". (See also Matthew Norman)

Then there's this useful tip for dealing with earwig infestation in the garden. Roll up a damp newspaper and leave it outside overnight. Earwigs love dark, damp places so they will hide inside. Next morning you can then put the insects, and the paper, into a sealed rubbish bin. From the The Reader's Digest Book of 5 Minute Fixes, courtesy of the Sunday Express.

Can anyone else offer a new twist on the bottom-of-the-bird cage cliché?

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