Game 1 of the 2019 NBA Finals was basically The Drake Show, with the rapper and Toronto Raptors ambassador trolling Steph Curry with a Dell Curry jersey, chatting with Curry during a timeout, turning into a meme and calling out Draymond Green to his face.
Drake also weirdly plucked lint out of Curry’s hair and saved it for an Instagram post in which he said he was selling the fuzz on eBay under the username “DraymondShouldntWear23,” another shot at Green for wearing Michael Jordan’s number.
On Friday morning, exactly what you’d expect out of that post happened: There were a ton of folks on eBay using the “DraymondShouldntWear23” name who claimed to be selling the Curry lint. There’s one that’s currently up to $90,200 as of 7 a.m. Maybe that’s Drake’s actual listing … or maybe you’re going to pay nearly $100,000 only to have someone mail you some lint he or she took off their couch.
Here’s the original post from Drake (swipe or click right to see the lint):
And here’s a screenshot from Friday morning that doesn’t begin to sum up the amount of users claiming to sell Curry’s lint.
BUYER BEWARE!
