The United States will be a very different country after four more years of Donald Trump. After just a few months, he’s taken a wrecking ball to the economy, alienated the nation’s closest allies, sent innocent people to die in foreign hellholes, obliterated cutting-edge scientific research, and released hundreds of convicted criminals onto the streets.
In these times, a desperate nation looks to Washington for political warriors who’ll resist this with every atom in their bodies, people willing to put their careers on the line to stop MAGA, those with moral grit, courage, and the tenacity to fight for America’s soul.
But, unfortunately, what we actually have is the Democratic Party, which couldn’t fight its way out of a wet paper bag. Hold up though, the Dems have an idea – and for once it’s not making interminable speeches or casually supporting genocide! Yup, the DNC has just executed its big plan to bring down MAGA, a scheme that’ll really put them in their place for good.
Another winning plan
Here’s how it went down. The Dems commissioned a taco truck that they parked outside the Republican National Convention’s DC headquarters and, get this, served the Republicans inside as many free tacos as they could eat! Hah! Got ’em!
The @DNC trolls Trump & Republicans with a chicken taco truck outside GOP headquarters in DC.
— Jackie (@Jackie_Koppell) June 3, 2025
A reference to the phrase…
Trump Always Chickens Out (regarding tariffs)
I'm told the truck arrived at noon and it was cleaned out within an hour. pic.twitter.com/zVBWYp12Hl
We’re sure MAGA was reeling from this body blow as they asked for extra guac and hot sauce, apparently cleaning out the free food in about an hour. Now, the idea is that this will infuriate Trump and MAGA by reminding them of the TACO acronym, which means Trump Always Chickens Out when it comes to tariffs. To be fair, Trump does genuinely seem to be annoyed by the term, calling a reporter who asked him about it “nasty”.
But, even if the abbreviation TACO annoys Trump, we suspect actual tacos do not. And, anyway, they’re not serving tacos to Trump, they’re serving them to RNC staffers who weren’t offended in the slightest and simply enjoyed the free lunch.
So, the next time you get an email from the Democrats begging you for a donation, just remember that this ridiculous, pointless performance nonsense is what they’re spending your hard-earned money on.
If this is the best they can do, the midterms are going to be a slaughterhouse even with Trump running rampant over the Constitution and the law. Here’s hoping there’s someone with brains and backbone somewhere in the DNC, because right now, all they’re doing is filling the bellies of the enemy.
