Smoked Haddock and Leek Risotto

This is Allegra's finished article - it's what we're all aiming for, guys! Photograph: Susi Smither/Susi Smither

Theadz01 has the ingredients at the ready, ahead of 8pm. Hang on, where's that wine gone? Photograph: theadz01/theadz01

What's going on - this wasn't on the agenda. Fingerstoes and partner get hungry before the clickalong starts - I spy some hummus-filled celery Photograph: fingerstoes/guardian.co.uk

BiggestJim's haddock is poaching nicely Photograph: Biggest Jim/Biggest Jim

Chopping, clicking, cooking - will the pressure ever let up? Photograph: theadz01/theadz01

So not only did fingerstoes start munching on the ingredients, but the pair also start chopping before Chef McEvedy demonstrates the correct technique. Oh dear, oh dear Photograph: fingerstoes/fingertoes

BiggestJim's risotto is starting to bubble along nicely Photograph: Biggest Jim/Biggest Jim

How much spinach? Photograph: Biggest Jim/Biggest Jim

Last month we had BiggestJim's cut thumb, this month we present ... the dramatic result of theadz01 setting fire to the tea towel mid-way through Photograph: theadz01/theadz01

Looking good, fingerstoes, you've redeemed yourselves. Keep stirring Photograph: fingerstoes/fingerstoes

No signs of burnt rice in this month's offering from BiggestJim Photograph: Biggest Jim/Biggest Jim

Lawmarsh provides a picture of the finished article round their way Photograph: fingerstoes/fingerstoes

Does Mike always look this happy with his dinner? Oh, hang on, yes he does Photograph: theadz01/theadz01

Also good as breakfast as BiggestJim and Tim Hayward both discovered Photograph: Biggest Jim/Biggest Jim