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Sky News quake coverage no great shakes

Monkey did not feel the earthquake, alas, or any sort of earth movement in bed last night. If only we had been watching Sky News in the early hours of the morning, where rolling news never stops. Sky News interviewer Faye Barker: "So, what were you doing when the quake shook?" Eyewitness, or should that be earwitness, from Lincolnshire: "I was in bed." Barker: "Oh... [Pause]. And would you say it felt more like a juggernaut or a freight train going past?" Woman: "Er... a freight train." That's next year's RTS news channel of the year award in the bag, then.

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