The mudslinging between Simon Cowell and Sir Bruce Forsyth looks set to rumble on. According to the Sun's TV Biz, the Strictly Come Dancing host – dubbed "Mr Grumpy" by Cowell – is the focus of sideswipes in the X Factor musical, which launches next year. An army of miniature Cowells – just imagine – attack Brucie with custard pies and label him "out of date" in the show, titled I Can't Sing. No word yet on whether Cowell will be pelted with eggs on live televis…. Oh.
