Fantasy football? There's nothing make-believe about rehab and a surgical scar.
"My first thought when Vikings QB Teddy Bridgewater blew out his knee and was lost for the season earlier this week wasn't sympathy for Bridgewater," wrote Mike Bianchi of the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel, "but concern about how it would affect Adrian Peterson's production on my fantasy team.
"And this is why fantasy football makes you a sad, pathetic person."