So who needs the Olympics when you have the Russian Slapping Championships in Siberia to fall back on?
Just picture two sumo-sized guys standing a cross a table from each other trading face-slaps until one gets knocked out or gives up. Vasily "Dumpling" Kamotskiy, a hulking farmer and the Babe Ruth of face-slapping, made news by getting KO'd for the first time, but it's no big deal, he said in a social-media post.
"Today I had a minor nap," he wrote. "I was sort of sleepy today."
