Who needs the 12 days of Christmas when you can have 12 months of rehab?
Ski star Lindsey Vonn, 34, broke down her injury history for Sports Illustrated (you'll have to hum your own accompanying music):
_ 18 screws and a plate for a humerus spiral fracture;
_ Multiple meniscal repairs, concussions and broken fingers;
_ 4 tibial plateau fractures;
_ 2 ACL reconstructions;
_ 1 broken ankle;
_ and a medial-collateral ... ligament ... dislocation.
